Don't Panic — It's Only a Novel

The wait is over. Get your hands on the best writing guide no one asked for, but it's here anyway.

200 pages filled to the brim with to-the-point, practical advice, tips and methods to help you write a bestselling novel and make your mother proud.

John spent the last decade consuming writing courses, books, podcasts, countless YouTube videos, the occasional writer, and copious amounts of coffee so he could write stories people want to read—willingly!

Here, he'll cover everything you need to learn to write a great novel: character development, worldbuilding, story structures, editing, prose, style, voice, point-of-views, finishing your first draft, revising and rewriting, whether or not you should write a prologue, writing stunning descriptions, pitch-perfect dialogue, traditional publishing vs. self-publishing, and much, much more, all expertly paired with specific and proven examples.

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