An Author's Guide to Failing to Write

Part gag gift, part writer's guilt trip, and almost entirely blank—because let's be honest, so is your manuscript.

You were totally planning to write. I get it. So was I.

Instead, you bought this book. To motivate yourself. To stay on track. To keep laser-focused on your goals and rocket-launch your success to the next level… unlike those silly geese who waste time by, say, reading this book.

And hey, if you are going to read something instead of actually writing, this is the best possible choice. It's almost entirely blank and clocks in at a staggering 617 words. You'll be done in minutes—except when you come back to leave a snarky review or buy copies for every writer you know.

Because let's face it: they need this. You need this. We all need this.

We were totally planning to write. So have your laugh, snap this book shut, and keep it close. Next time you need to get your butt in gear, it'll be waiting.