Why Does My Vagina Feel Like it Swallowed a Bag of Hot Knives?

I'm dying. And chances are, if you're old enough to be interested in this book, so are you.

I'm convinced that Mother Nature never intended for us to live this long. Like a mighty oak shedding its shriveled leaves, at fifty-ish, we're in what was meant to be the winter of our lives. Only now, thanks to science, it ISN'T. And now, we've somehow gone from juicy saplings to bare-ass trees with crusty bark and gnarled branches. From Tinkerbells to hob-goblins—seemingly overnight—with decades still left on the clock, all the while, wondering, "WTF just happened?"

No, you're not losing your mind. And yes, it really is this freaking weird.

So let's put it all on the table! The stuff "the silent generation" forgot to tell us. The good, the bad, and the pudgy.

We'll laugh. We'll cry. We might laugh and cry at the same time. And who knows? Maybe someone will get shanked with a spork on account of them chewing too loud. But you won't be alone, and sometimes that's enough...