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Bite Me
A Paranormal / Urban Fantasy Novella by Coffee Quills
Book 7 of the Leap Into Novellas Series
Subgenres & Tropes:
- Political Satire,
- Comedy,
- Florida
This book is for you if you're into...
- Political satire with literal blood in the water
- Sentient shark allies and absurd Florida politics
- Comedy that skewers power-hungry politicians
Just Another Floridan Day
As the head of the Seagrass Party (Independent), Ava's quit her marine biology job for a career in politics, fighting to protect Florida's flora and fauna as the head of the Seagrass Party (Independent) and running against Florida's current governor, Don DeSatan (Republican).
Since life's not content with that amount of chaos, she also has to deal with a sentient great white shark walking up onto the beach. (Yes, you read that correctly. A sentient. Great white. Shark.) The shark-woman demands to speak to the person in charge and it doesn't take rocket science levels of intelligence to see that Don DeSatan sees this as an opportunity to make history as the first person to talk to an intelligent shark.
As he focuses on his own legacy though, the shark-woman realizes that he's not interested in helping the environment or keeping promises. One throat-rip later (DeSatan will absolutely be in the history books now, lucky him) and the shark-woman is looking for a new politician to partner with... except that no one who saw her brutal attack on DeSatan is willing to work with her.
Except Ava.
Will Ava and the shark-woman become co-governors of Florida, leading the state to a better future? Or will Ava be a delicious snack?
Tags: Florida man, Florida woman, slightly paranormal politics, political satire, sharks, shark attack, blood in the political waters, comedy, punch up not down.
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