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Two Pints


A General Fiction Short Story


Subgenres:

  • Humorous Fiction,
  • Irish Fiction,
  • Short Stories
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This book is for you if you're into...

  • Pub banter that riffs on real headlines and world events
  • Irish humor with sharp takes on politics and pop culture
  • Dialogue-driven stories that capture everyday absurdity
Publisher Description

A collection of sublimely funny dialogues inspired by a year’s worth of news.

Two men meet for a pint in a Dublin pub. They chew the fat, set the world to rights, take the piss… They talk about their wives, their kids, their kids’ pets, their football teams and -- this being Ireland in 2011 and 2012 -- about the Euro, the crash, the presidential election, the Queen’s visit.

But these men are not parochial or small-minded; one of them knows where to find the missing Colonel Gadaffi (he’s working as a cleaner at Dublin Airport); they worry about Greek debt, the IMF and the bondholders (whatever they might be); in their fashion, they mourn the deaths of Whitney Houston, Donna Summer, Davy Jones and Robin Gibb; and they ask each other the really important questions like ‘Would you ever let yourself be digitally enhanced?’

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