Jackson Dickert

Jackson Dickert is the author of more than a dozen bestselling novels that haven't been written yet and recipient of hundreds of awards that haven't been given to him yet. His verified accomplishments in order of importance are: attaining the rank of Eagle Scout in the Boy Scouts, learning how to tie his shoes (he's not done this yet, but it's apparently on the to-do list), and earning an expensive yet underwhelming piece of paper from the University of Tennessee, Knoxville.

Jackson learned how to read by necessity in order to play through Pokémon Crystal when he was four years old. He discovered his love of writing after he discovered his love of curse words, which he insists is no coincidence. "When I found out there were bad words, writing became way more fun."

In his free time he enjoys heelying through grocery stores and looking at manta rays.