Aliens Wrecked Our Kegger

When Clyde found out he had to drag his socially inept younger brother, Dougie, to a kegger, he expected it to be the worst part of his day. Unfortunately, that was before two dudes wielding high-tech gadgets made off with both his kegs and his brother.

Now Clyde has to hunt down his sibling with only his most trusted lackey along to help. Will he manage to recover both his beer and Dougie? Will they survive the night as they unveil the mysterious secret of the kidnappers? Will the Earth be destroyed thanks to their bumbling incompetence?

Probably that last one, but you'll have to read it to find out.