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I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today
A Horror Short Story by Brian Asman
Subgenres:
- Bizarro Fiction,
- Time Loop,
- Single Setting,
- Demonic Possession,
- Apocalyptic
This book is for you if you're into...
- Demon apocalypse comedies set in convenience stores
- Time loops with absurd, pop-culture fueled horror
- Kaiju mayhem starring a giant Kevin Smith lookalike
Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell, and takes you along with it.
A Bizarro fiction tribute to the Kevin Smith cult classic CLERKS.
After a killer surf session, Scot Kring stops into his local Fasmart for a delicious, icy Slushpuppy. But before he can leave, a homeless guy outside has a stroke and accidentally recites an ancient Latin phrase that summons a very hungry demon, who just so happens to look like filmmaker Kevin Smith.
Now Scot's stuck in a time loop along with the other occupants of the convenience store who may or may not be demonically possessed and he's fighting back with nothing but a fistful of greasy hot dogs and a souvenir Slushpuppy cup as the giant menacing kaiju Kevin Smith threatens to kill them all.
I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today is a demon apocalypse comedy for the slacker generation.
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