I'm F*cking Amazing

What becomes of happily-ever-after for a woman who can't stand sex with the best guy ever?

Her body used to work perfectly. For years, she tallied her orgasms, maintained a Top Humps list, and rated men on whether they excited her more mentally or physically—all with the purpose of finding the ideal love match.

Now, as she moves into her thirties and is settled down with Serious Boyfriend Number Three, she's run into a problem.

Sex hurts. She can't get wet. Her vagina, which has never led her astray before, suddenly seems like it might be broken.

Surely there must be some way to make sex work for her again? From doctors to drugs to completely unorthodox remedies, she embarks on a journey of desperation and self-discovery. She'll try anything to fix it, but maybe desire and long-term love just don't go together.