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Not Today, Satan


A collection of Poetry

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A new collection of laugh-out-loud poems from the international bestselling author of Look Mom I'm a Poet (and So is My Cat).

Tired of Instagram poems about whiskey and self-love? Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) is the hilarious antidote you didn't know you needed, complete with crap drawings that make Rupi Kaur's look like they belong in the Louvre.

From poignant odes to snack cakes ("The Last Temptation of Little Debbie") to tough love for friends ("You are Not a Mermaid"), Shaffer's biting satire will have you questioning why you ever wasted time reading lesser verse jockeys.

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